Morgan hit by scandal

"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse) 05/19/2016 at 15:26 • Filed to: Sniff Petrol

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Read scandalous news !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

MonkeePuzzle > Cé hé sin 05/19/2016 at 15:29

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and read it here!

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After high-profile cases involving Volkswagen and Mitsubishi, Morgan is the latest car maker to suffer a certification scandal as authorities discovered its cars contained abnormal levels of lead, asbestos and rickets.

‘During routine testing we discovered several anomalies with Morgan vehicles,’ explained DoT inspector Dee Owtea-Inspekta. ‘Among our concerns, we noted above-average levels of scurvy, an unacceptable degree of parchment, and unusually high levels of wattle AND daub.’

‘This is all just a bally mix-up,’ spluttered Morgan spokesman Morgan Sspokes-Mann. ‘Our cars are perfectly within the law in all areas including tweed thickness, occasional table placement, and moustache movement at the permitted testing speed of eight furlongs per innings.’

Morgan later claimed to be too busy to further co-operate with the authorities because ‘don’t you know there’s a war on’.

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aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Cé hé sin 05/19/2016 at 15:33

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damn this is a good one

bob and john > Cé hé sin 05/19/2016 at 15:36

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*snickers*

d15b > Cé hé sin 05/19/2016 at 15:37

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Well now, I’m glad they finally addressed “moustache movement” and tweed thickness!

BJ > Cé hé sin 05/19/2016 at 15:38

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“Because don’t you know there’s a war on?” Perfect!

DrJohannVegas > Cé hé sin 05/19/2016 at 15:43

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> monocle falls out

“Streuth! This could be the Marconi scandal and the Shell Crisis rolled into one!”

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Cé hé sin 05/19/2016 at 16:16

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derf > d15b 05/19/2016 at 17:42

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Indeed, my good man. It would hardly do to arrive at the Lieutenant Governor’s garden party with your moustache in disarray, would it now?

d15b > derf 05/19/2016 at 17:45

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To think, my elbow patches on my my sports coat were slightly worn!

derf > d15b 05/19/2016 at 17:46

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Good heavens! Get thee to a tailor, sir! Post haste, I say!

CaptDale - is secretly British > Cé hé sin 05/20/2016 at 11:46

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Indeed my man, good show. GOOD show sir!